Ahhh Disney

Now not only are you evil you are stupid too.

Now I am sure most of you remember with some fondness the old ABC School House Rock shorts that came on Saturday mornings in between the "real" cartoons. They taught us about the Civics, History,Science, Grammar , Math and even Conservation.

Disney because they are evil,soul-sucking daemon beasts from the furthest rings of hell  businessmen who wouldn't know an original idea if it crawled out of their ass and called them daddy who are always looking for a new way to suck the very life and money from our youth reach out to kids they have taken a beloved classic

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And turned it into this Mary Shelley type monster

I used to tolerate you. I even forgave you for making both Brittany Spears and Miley Cyrus a start but you have gone too far this time.

For warping some of my fondest childhood memories and attempting to poison an entire generation I curse you.

To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!