Fashion Police Violation

aaarrrrgghhhh!!!!


This morning I received a "Deal of the Day" link to Sports Locker on my RSS feed. What is on sale today?

These
*SHUDDER*

Ok look. When these shoes came out for gardening I admit even I wanted a pair.  For gardening. If you are not ankle deep in compost please for the love of God and Manolo Blahnik take these damn things off your feet.  Seriously people. They are great utility shoes. Fabulous. What they are not is fashionable, pretty, cute or other reason you might think justifies wearing them.
They are not everyday shoes. THey are ugly as sin.
And for those of you who think that decorating them or slapping your favorite team logo on them will make them acceptable footwear to just run to the Maul or church in ...ummm.. no. Slapping ladybugs or flowers or Hoyas or Yankees.It's not going to work. You can dress a pig up but its still a pig my darlings.

Now go in your closet grab your pair of crocks and chuck them in the trash.

If you want to be ahead of the trend go get yourself a pair of Wellies. These are cute and funkie and good for both country and urban use.